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Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
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10:06 pm
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| Friday, May 23rd, 2008
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2:46 am
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Man, this place can get boring when weird shit isn't going on.
Anyone got any drinking games from other worlds they'd like to share?
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| Wednesday, May 14th, 2008
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11:02 pm - Musings
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A courage test?
Isn't that just an excuse to cuddle up and hold hands in a dark, romantic setting?
Sounds like fun.
current mood:  curious
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| Friday, May 2nd, 2008
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1:57 am
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There seems to be a lot of romantically-challenged people in this place lately.
Seeing as I'm bored I'm such a generous, helpful human specimen, I'm offering myself as a pillar of wise words and good intentions to the clueless, lovesick denizens of this world.
Also, to the brats in my classes, your new homework assignment is to learn how to play spin the bottle.
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| Friday, April 25th, 2008
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7:22 pm - Messily filtered from all the kids (especially those he teaches)
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2:15 pm
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[Saiga is bored.]
[So, directed at everyone:]
Hey.
Truth or dare? ♥
[ETA: FORGOT TO MENTION but no filters allowed :D And it's Saiga so questions and dares might get kind of naughty.
ETA2: Also! If your chara answers a dare/truth, they can dare/truth Saiga in return or take another turn.]
current mood:  mischievous
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| Saturday, April 19th, 2008
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3:35 pm
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| Thursday, April 17th, 2008
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4:36 pm
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Candy, huh? Pretty weird. Guess I shouldn't complain about free stuff, but it's pretty suspicious.
Eh, well. What's the worst that could happen?
[[ooc: Anyone wish to volunteer to become the subject of Saiga's passion?]]
current mood: curious
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| Monday, April 7th, 2008
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8:47 am - Oh Yueeeee
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Who knew there were so many cute things on sale in this place? Stuffed toys is just the tip of the iceburg, it's a virtual paradise for the adorable.
Hey Kakei, I know you're not a girl, but hows about if I got you something sweet and cool, would you still accept it? Like some kind of plush doll with a heavy dose of Freudian imagery attached to it? I know how much you love irony.
Oh yeah, uh...
[...]
[damn it, he doesn't know his name]
Cute guy who's into stuffed animals. I got you something ♥
current mood: horny
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| Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
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11:43 pm - OOC post - Class outline
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Saiga’s Classes
Saiga is bored in Kiseki, and so basically signed on to teach at the school to amuse himself. This will probably give you a good indication of what his classes will be like. Oftentimes he hands out an assignment and will sleep for the entire length of the class, letting the children work as they please while he snores away.
Saiga’s classes have some projects, so feel free to have your characters reference them if you’d like?
Class 1 course (Home Economics)
Class 1 will be baking cupcakes and cookies and doing cute things like that in cute little aprons because it amuses him and he appreciates cuteness. They will also be learning how to sew, knit and will make mittens for their final projects (and are free to give their mittens to another character, etc.)
Projects (optional):
-making mittens
-baking cupcakes
-sewing rudimentary socks
Class 2 course (Home Economics/Sexual Education)
Class 2 will be baking cakes and more elaborate foods, in similarly cute aprons, and will also be required to do projects that deal with budgeting money, taking care of kids, etc. Not too different from Class 1’s course except it deals with some more serious subject matter.
Saiga’s sex ed class is basically Saiga talking about sex. A lot. He won’t necessarily go into his exploits but will hold nothing back if asked, and will be blunt and to-the-point. He wants to make sure people go on to have the best safe sex ever!
Projects (optional):
-baking cake
-budget worksheets
-crocheting scarves
Possible sign-up project?
I think it’d be cool to do one of those projects where two characters are “married” and have to take care of an egg and balance the household together, if any of the characters from either class 1 or 2 want to sign up here for that! The Class 1 version of this project will exclude the budget aspect.
Basically, your character will be “assigned” a spouse (gender doesn’t matter, whatever it’s Clamp) and given an egg to look after for a week as though it was their child. Come onnn teeny!Syaoran and Sakura looking after an egg together would be the cutest damn thing, for example~
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| Thursday, March 27th, 2008
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1:48 pm - SEX. ED CLASS WITH SAIGA <3
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Hey! If any kiddies in my class at the school have further questions, I'd be more than happy to answer in exquisite detail, so don't be shy, my intrepid students! I'll be gentle, it's a promise.
Saiga-sensei sounds pretty kinky, huh? If you like that kind of thing. Is it inappropriate for me to say that? Hmm~
Anyway, looks like we've lost some employees, so anybody lookin' for work? Particularly of the cute variety?
[[ooc: Saiga teaches sexual education/home ec. at the school (I... know |D;;;)]]
current mood:  bored
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| Sunday, March 16th, 2008
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11:01 pm - The "afterglow" takes effect~
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Jeez, this world seems determined to make me question my core beliefs.
...Kakei, if you don't have a key to this thing, we're going to have to take a pretty embarrassing trip to the locksmith's.Would you hold my hand?
[[ooc: this thing = chastity belt]]
current mood: amused
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| Saturday, March 15th, 2008
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4:17 am
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This is disgusting and deplorable!
It makes me sick just reading it!
People in this hellish place are having
too much sex.
Good gumdrops, there's such a thing as restraint! If it's the last thing I do, I'll make sure everyone understands the beauty of abstinence. There's a printer here, right?
[Saiga will be milling around Kiseki handing out abstinence pamphlets until the event ends and he's horrified with himself.]
current mood:  discontent
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| Tuesday, March 11th, 2008
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1:35 pm - ...
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...Nah. I'm right.
[[ooc: After Yuuto implied with his almighty apathy that sex wasn't important, Saiga smoked several packs of cigarettes and slept a lot on the issue, before having lots of it himself and coming to this conclusion.]]
current mood: satisfied
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| Monday, February 25th, 2008
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3:39 am
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Hey, if anyone's feeling peckish, there's some leftover wedding cake here in the store that's up for grabs. We gotta get rid of it, so no charge.
I don't make cakes often, so you should all count yourselves lucky. Maybe if I had some kind of sexy assistant I'd have the time, but they're such a pain. I'll stick to cupcakes for now.
current mood:  generous
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| Monday, February 11th, 2008
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12:43 am - V-day is my specialty
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[strike and mood painfully readable]
Valentine's Day!
How could I almost forget! I'm getting careless in my old age, I swear. Valentine's sex is the best kind.
Kakei, will you be my Valentine? ♥
current mood: drunk
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| Friday, February 8th, 2008
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5:46 pm - Dear dear.
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Well, that was an interesting night, to say the least.
Hope everyone had an easy morning after ♥
current mood: curious
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| Sunday, January 20th, 2008
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3:15 pm - ++008+++
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Yes, yes, all the abundant rumours about Kakei and I are all true!
We're getting hitched~
We were trying to keep it under wraps, being such private, modest people, but we can't keep it a secret any longer. The joys of pre-marital bliss are quite impossible to contain~
Open invitations and open bar, so I look forward to seeing who will turn up ♥
[[ooc: Kazahaya had a dream in which Kakei and Saiga got married. Naturally, Saiga found out and is endlessly amused. Also, mood reads as "blissful" to everyone but Kakei.]]
current mood: amused
current music: wedding bells
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| Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
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7:03 pm - OOC
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